There aren’t many examples of the male variant of the human species more repugnant that Joe Francis, the eternal bachelor and frat-dropout wannabe who turned exploiting drunk female co-eds at wet t-shirt contests into an art form, went a step further and convinced them to flash him when they were only half-sloshed, packaged the results, marketed the hell out of them, and made a fortune doing it.
That would be the Girls Gone Wild video franchise to which I am referring. You know, the one that splashes ads all over Comedy Central during the Daily Show and the Colbert Report where the screen flashes an adult content caution disclaimer along with an audio warning, then bombards your eyeballs with images of scantily-clad, glassy-eyed, barely legal, stock pale-skinned women with animated sparkles covering up their genitalia.
Now he’s in jail, and he’s pissed that Access Hollywood reporter Maria Menounos didn’t paint a flattering enough portrait of him in his new pad(ded cell). In a GQ post-Menounos interview interview, Joe Francis calls her some choice sexist slurs, rants a bit more, then compares himself to Rosa Parks, MLK, Jr., and Jesus Christ.
My question is, will more time in the slammer calm his well-concealed inferiority complex, or will it simply lead to Girls Gone Wild: Jailhouse Jailbait Edition?
You’d think after the debacle that was The Open-Source Boob Project, mankind would be physically incapable of spewing more complete and utter idiocy in the direction of the blogosphere this week. But noooo, we have another reminder of how it’s okay to use words like slut, whore and bitch when women don’t behave in a way that men like or dare to have opinions that may spoil men’s fun.
Yes, I am using those words in this post because I have to look at them and hear them all of the time. There are no proper male antonyms for such words in the English language, mind you. Son-of-a-bitch is, after all, more of an insult to someone’s mother than the male someone himself. Joe Francis has been a lost case for some time now; he’s made his livelihood off the skin of young women who are too buzzed at the time to realize that they are signing their reputations away for a few dollars and a ‘free’ tank top.
The price they’ll pay when they discover that DVD videos last forever in the digital age will be immesurable. Society has taught us to think less of women who participate in stripping contests: NOT because they exercised poor judgement in a moment of exhilaration, flattery and peer pressure, but because they were half-dressed or not dressed at all while they were exercising it.
If and when I ever look thin enogh to consider strolling on the beach in a two-piece, will there ever be a time when I can expect to be treated like a human being and not a piece of meat, when I can have a conversation with a man and not wonder if he’s simply talking to me because he likes staring at my chest or wants to get into my pants?
Yeah. I didn’t think so.
Props to Racialicious, where I first saw this.